My Country Tis of Thee

I think it's time for a patriotic parody. Let's go with with "My Country 'Tis of Thee"; which used to be the national anthem, by-the-way.

My country is to me

Nothing like on TV
Of this I sing
Land of the fast food chains
Land of the false campaigns
Where every steroid athlete trains
With golden bling

My country costs a lot
They want everything I’ve got
Of this I cry
Health care for the rich
Product bait and switch
It’s all a hopeless bitch
Until I die