No 24 just 6 to 4

Breaking news. Keifer Sutherland just got arrested on a DUI. Yet another celebrity driving around intoxicated. This time I chose “25 or 6 to 4” by Chicago but I thought I’d change the title slightly since Keifer’s TV show is 24. We’ll call it No 24 just 6 to 4 (months in jail that is).

Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
As the police arrest me on a DUI
Sitting handcuffed in the car
No 24 just 6 to 4

Staring blindly into space
Another public relations disgrace
What will daddy Donald say?
Don’t let Emilio see me this way
Do you think they’ll let me drink some more?
No 24 just 6 to 4