Dawn Well's 3 hour Tour

Damn, seems I just used the Gilligan Island theme song for a parody. But with Dawn Wells getting busted for marijuana, this is just to easy to resist for another song parody.

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a birthday party
Carrying something besides catnip

The police officer was a mighty observant man
Watching a car speed and slow
When the car started swerving back and forth
That’s when his lights did glow

He stopped a celebrity on the road
And smelled some suspicious smells
The joints and stash were found in the back
And that was about it for Dawn Wells

She was arrested on possession charges in a small Idaho town
With several alibis:
Hitchhikers she picked
The movie star
And her lawyer said
She’d been just set up