Danke Shoen

Well, I never watch reality TV but I did notice that Wayne Newton got voted off of Dancing with the Stars. Good god, the man is like 90 (ok, he’s only 65) and reminds me of a stuffed sausage, but other than that, who would have guess it?! For this bit of important nonsense I chose his very own tune, Danke Shoen:

Danke Shoen, darling Danke Schoen
Thank your for my new back pain
Dance lessons, triple spins,
Aching feet, Body beat,
I couldn’t compete

Danke Shoen, darling Danke Schoen
To think I’d win was quite insane
I recall, that nasty fall,
Doing the samba, or was it the mamba
I’d failed them all

Danke Shoen, darling Danke Schoen
My plastic surgery made me feel young
But how stiff like I really swung
Slowest there, partner beware
Embarrassing but I don’t care