Waking Up in Autopsy Sucks

Well, did you hear about that Venezuelan man that they thought was dead from a car accident but woke up in the morgue during his autopsy? Yeah, strange things happen all the time. I thought I'd use the song "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day as the song parody:

They thought my life had come and passed
A highway fatality that didn’t last
Waking up in autopsy sucks

A check for a pulse would have been nice
Just before you pack me in ice
Waking up in autopsy sucks

Here comes that pain again
From the knife they dragged across my chin
Waking up in autopsy sucks

Why does my wife have that insurance claim?
Why is she upset and I’m to blame?
Waking up in autopsy sucks