Tommy Sizemore

Oh that crazy Tom Sizemore. Seems he's wiggled his way out of jail for meth possession again claiming God has told him to clean up his act for good. I thought Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry seemed appropriate

Deep down in California
Close to Los Angeleeze
Way up in the desert
Where there are no trees
There stood a federal jail
Made of cement and ore
Where stays a drug-fueled actor
Named Tommy Sizemore
He never ever learned
To abstain his habit so well
But he can schmooze a judge
Just like a-ringing bell

Go go, go Tommy go go go!
Go Tommy go go go!
Go Tommy go go go!
Go Tommy go go go!
Aah Tommy Sizemore

He use to smuggle drugs
For his habit with meth
If not for his arrests
It would surely have been his death
Staying in and out of rehab
Getting convinctions turned his way
My oh my
That druggy actor could play

Go go, go Tommy go go go!
Go Tommy go go go!
Go Tommy go go go!
Go Tommy go go go!
Aah Tommy Sizemore

Well he says God has told him now
To clean up his act
It got him out of jail
That’s the simple fact
But his brain is probably fried
And these type are doomed to fail
I think we’ll hold his cot
In the Bakersfield Jail