Hall of Fame

Well, I guess it was inevitable. Barry Bond's indicted for purgery. Add him to the Pete Rose club of liars and cheaters. And for that, I've selected Neil Young's "Heart of Gold" as my next song parody:

I like to cheat
I like to lie
I’ll deny it until the day I die
And these behaviors are the reason why
I keep getting rejected from the hall of fame
I’m a total shame
But I keep trying for the hall of fame
While I point the blame

I’ve lied in court
I’ve lied in sport
Everything I do I distort
Ethical behavior is a last resort
Which keeps me getting rejected from the hall of fame
I’m a total shame
But I keep trying for the hall of fame
Just cause I played a game