Eight Times a Gold Medalist

Oh come on now. This ridiculous over coverage of Mike Phelps at the Olympics. You'd think there weren't any other althletes winning anything over there. It's time for a parody. Let's use "Three Time a Lady" by the Commodores.

Thanks for the over coverage
You’ve given him
The minute details
That nobody cared
And now that we’ve come
To the end of the Gold medals
Your reruns we can’t
Escape if we dared

You’re once, twice
Eight times a Gold medalist
Yes you’re once, twice
Eight time a Gold medalist
And I’m glad you beat Mark Spitz

When we were made
To watch your mom sweat
It was like watching a Spanish soap show
The emotions, the drama
Detailed us into a coma
Until there was nothing about you we didn’t know

You’re once, twice
Eight times a Gold medalist
Yes you’re once, twice
Eight time a Gold medalist
And I’m glad you beat Mark Spitz