American the Pitiful

Are you kidding me. The American airlines are just ridiculous. This whole ordeal with American airlines leaving their passengers stranded what with their problems and all. It needs a parody. Let's use "America the Beautiful" for this one.

O big airline in the spacious skies
With FAA violations again
Don’t crash into purple mountain majesties
Or into the fruited plain!
American! American!
God help those passengers on thee
Their flights all gone and a line a mile long
From sea to shining sea!

O big airline your wires are crossed
You had to shut down flights
Into terminals your passengers were tossed
And boy that really bites
American! American!
I’m sure you’ll reimburse thee
With free pretzels and free head phones
From sea to shining sea!